A Man’s Worth

Posted: November 19, 2012 in Gentlemanly Affairs

Yo guy, how many girls have you slept with?” is a question that I have been asked on numerous occasions. It sometimes rears its ugly head in various other forms. On occasion, “how many broads did you pine?” or perhaps the widely renowned “how many bitches have you fucked, yo?”  And my answer today is not a number but instead, a much more sensible question: “WHY does it matter?

In contemporary times, many of us have resorted to measuring a man’s worth in how successful he has been in bedding women over the span of his life. If these are questions you are constantly pondering upon others, buddy, it’s high time to rethink your life.

I have a belief. I believe that being part of the privileged world, we have an obligation to make this world a better place in some way, shape, or form. This goes for people that don’t have to worry about food being on the table every night, have $70 cell phone plans (screw you, Rogers), and other such LUXURIES.

Exhibit A: Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

Let’s take a moment to observe Exhibit A above me, here. Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, a theory in psychology proposed by Abraham Maslow that is closely linked with his ‘theory of motivation.’ For you guys whose only concern is ‘getting pussy,’ take a GOOD look. Sexual intimacy can be found under love/belonging needs. That’s just level 3, homie, step yo’ game up.

In all seriousness though, we really are truly privileged, or call it blessed. You have food and water. You have a roof over your head. You’re secure, your health is good and your family loves you.  Everything is just homeostasis, bro. A-Okay. So? So, I challenge you to have respect for others and earn their respect back. Build your self-esteem, your confidence, and your list of achievements. Get creative. Get spontaneous. Lose your prejudices and accept the facts. What are YOU waiting for?

Exhibit B: Appropriately placed picture of malnourished child

Do you agree? Disagree? Share your thoughts below. You know you want to, you master debater, you.

And for the record, I don’t fuck bitches. I make love to women. That’s how gentlemen do it. That’s how James Bond does it. And that’s good enough for me.

Keep it classy folks, till next time.


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